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03-06-02, 09:52 PM
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Released Outright
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: NetShrine.com WHQ
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Looking To Buy: Yankee Blinders
Does anyone know where I can get a pair of Yankee Blinders?
You know, the device that fits on your head, only allowing you to see good things (albeit real or wishful thinking) about the Yankees - while "blinding" (blocking out) anything from the hard factual world? Can they be bought? Or, can you only make them yourself (with Mommy's permission, of course) out of cardboard using safety scissors and pipe cleaners? Last question - - when wearing them, is the rest of your IQ affected, or just your baseball perception. Thanks - inquiring minds want to know. |
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03-06-02, 10:03 PM
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NYYF Cy Young
  
Join Date: Aug 2001
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They come pre-installed.
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03-06-02, 10:06 PM
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Alas, as feared. Probably only removable via decapitation as well. |
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03-06-02, 10:09 PM
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NYYF Cy Young
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Or doses of Baseball Prospectus administered 4 times a day for a month. |
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03-06-02, 10:11 PM
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Intravenously or as a suppository? |
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03-06-02, 10:14 PM
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NYYF Cy Young
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Depends on the person and the severity of the blinders. |
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03-06-02, 10:15 PM
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Released Outright
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Makes sense. It was silly of me to ask.  |
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03-06-02, 11:11 PM
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A new year, a new era
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Arlington, VA
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Re: Looking To Buy: Yankee Blinders
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